Top 25 Things To Never Say To Someone You've Just Found Out Is An Anarchist

(someone told me to post this as a joke, but i'm actually posting it #becomeungovernable)

1. "IS THIS BECAUSE YOU’RE TRANS?”

2. “IS THIS BECAUSE I’M TRANS?”

3. “But how do you PERSUADE billionaires to give up their stuff?”

4. “So in an anarchist society, who would take out the trash?” [Pause for dramatic effect.] “And if you don’t know, you’re trash.”

5. “Super important question: does that make it hard to date?”

6. “Is that what the A in LGBTQIA is?”

7. “Ooh, is that…